Story :After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.
Cast
Dana CarveyPistachio Disguisey
Brent SpinerDevlin Bowman
Jennifer EspositoJennifer Baker
Harold GouldGrandfather Disguisey
James BrolinFabbrizio Disguisey
Austin WolffBarney Baker
Edie McClurgMother Disguisey
Maria Canals-BarreraSophia (as Maria Canals)
Robert MachrayTexas Man
Michael Bailey SmithHenchman
Rachel LedermanTexas Wife
Mark DevineTrent
Kenan ThompsonKenan
Jay JohnstonRex
Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson
Jessica Lee KellerGroup Dancer
Vincent RiversideHenchman
Mark GintherHenchman
Carrick O'QuinnHenchman
Mitch SilpaHenchman
Virginia HawkinsInterview Woman
Jonathan LoughranSecurity Guard
Ted RooneySecurity Guard
Brandon MolaleDoorman
Erick AvariCigar Maker
Phil JonesBusinessman
Michael DeLuiseBusinessman
Larry CedarBusinessman
Andrew ShaiferLiberty Bell Security Guard
Vincent CastellanosArt Dealer
Roger MussendenWaiter
Al GotoNinja Warrior
Simon RheeNinja Warrior
Kevin NealonWhite Collar Executive
Bill Cho LeeMongolian Elder
Chao-Li ChiMongolian
Steve GormleyGerman Businessman
Christel SmithGerman Businesswoman
Ava MetzAnother German
Bo DerekHerself
Barry BernardiBernardo
Brian CatalanoItalian Officer
Gabriel PimentelBoxing Dummy
Martha Del RioPuerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmarà OppenheimerWaitress
Tracy E. WilsonFemale Partygoer
Patricia De LeonWaitress
Phil FischerBully
Steven HackChemistry Teacher
Dane MorrisYoung Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey PriceJock
Andy MorrowCaptain America Kid
Naya RiveraCaptain America Kid
Julius RitterCaptain America Kid
Brighton HertfordCaptain America Kid
Sandra LindquistBartender
Eugene C. PalmerChef
Leland CrookeAppraiser
Mike JohnsonConstitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.Constitution Security Guard