Story :Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Cast
Brian O'HalloranDante
Jeff AndersonRandal
Marilyn GhigliottiVeronica
Lisa SpoonauerCaitlin
Jason MewesJay
Kevin SmithSilent Bob
Scott MosierWilliam the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer
Scott MosierAngry Mourner
Scott SchiaffoChewlie's Rep
Al BerkowitzOld Man
Walt FlanaganWoolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer
Walt FlanaganCat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Ed HapstakSanford / Angry Mourner
Lee Bendick#812 Wynarski
David KleinHunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer
David KleinHubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Pattijean CsikCoroner
Ken ClarkAdminister of Fine / Orderly
Donna JeanneIndecisive Video Customer
Virginia SmithCaged Animal Maturbator
Betsy BroussardDental School Video Customer
Ernest O'DonnellTrainer
Kimberly LoughranAlyssa's Sister Heather
Gary SternTabloid Reading Customer
Joe BagnoleCat-Watching Customer
John Henry WestheadOlaf the Russian Metalhead
Chuck BickelStuck in Chips Can
Leslie HopeJay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door
Connie O'Conner'Happy Scrappy' Mom
Vincent PereiraHockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer
Ashley Pereira'Happy Scrappy' Kid
Erix InfanteBed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover
Melissa CrawfordVideo Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door
Thomas BurkeBlue Collar Man
Dan HapstakDoor Tugging Customer
Mitch CohenLeaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door
Matthew BantaBurner Looking for Weed
Rajiv ThaparCut-Off Customer
Mike BelicoseCustomer with Diapers
Jane KuritzCustomer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves