Story :Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
Cast
Chris FarleyHaru
Nicollette SheridanAllison Page / Sally Jones
Robin ShouGobei
Nathaniel ParkerMartin Tanley
Chris RockJoey
Soon-Tek OhSensei
Keith CookeNobu
François ChauIzumo
Dale IshimotoOld Japanese Man
Daming ChenHead Kobudosai
Burt BulosMr. Ozaru
Tom BaileyBilly's Dad
Jason TobinBusboy
Richard KlineDriver
Curtis BlanckBilly
Kevin FarleyPoliceman
John FarleyPoliceman
Nathan JungFisherman
Will SassoChet Walters (uncredited)
Anna MathiasFemale Traveler
Gerry Del SolPorter
Cynthia AllisonReporter
Francesca CappucciReporter
Hideo KimuraSecurity Person
SaachikoWoman
James LaingGuard
Robbie Thibaut Jr.Grandson at Hotel
Michael CardenasPatron at Hop Louie's
Brett GolovClub Patron
Joe DeckerClub Patron
Charles DuganMan with Shoes
Jason DavisYoung Haru
Alexandra StablerGirl on Rodeo Drive
Nicolas StablerBoy on Rodeo Drive
Tania L. PearsonDancer
Lisa C. BoltauzerDancer
Nancy HowardDancer
Conrad GoodeBouncer
Brian Hayes CurrieBouncer
Caesar LuisiBouncer
Rick MillerMotorcycle Rider
Eric C. CharmeloGuy at Plant
Sarah PiersePoodle Lady
Patrick BreenDesk Manager (uncredited)
Susan A. BurigShrimp Lady (uncredited)
Billy ConnollyJapanese Antique Shop Proprietor (uncredited)