Story : This episode of Funny or Die is PACKED with entertainment, so packed that only a bulletpoint list can do it justice: * The Slovin & Allen show is back, bringing you a lighthearted take on a suicide-note-by-webcam situation and some frank locker talk about penis enlargement * Japanese guys * Designated Driver, Rob Riggle and Paul Scheer get into EVEN MORE shenanigans * Sleeping with Celebrities (you'll have to watch to find out who) * Playground Politics