Story : Show Open: Cinco De Mayo Celebrated; Survivor Holy War #1 & #2; Scrubs parody; Seasonil Period Control Commercial Parody; House Promo Parody; Bobby Lee & Jordan Peele Make a Deordorant Commercial With Tito Ovitz; Britney and K-Fed go to Divorce Court; V.H.1's Best Mom Ever; Survivor Holy War #3; Discussing Politics With Barrack Obama; Tank At the California Speedway With Carl Edwards; MadTv Fake Performance: Sissy Felony Jackson; Show Close: Jordan Peele In Extreme Pain After the Commercial.