Story : Lil Kim, Emmy Nominations, British Jerks, Hot Dog Competition; Next Level: Nic water, Sudoku toilet paper, Taco Bell’s Fourthmeal, Celebrity Baby Index; Sizzler: Mary Lynn Rajskub kissing Rush Limbaugh, Dallas Austin, Sophia Loren nude calendar, Kathy Griffin; Table Tennis by Rockstar Games; In Case You Missed It: Vladimir Putin, Archie the world’s ugliest dog, Streaker at Wimbledon, Tak, Best Week Ever: That Blond Chick on the View.