Story : Paul F. Tompkins: Celebrity Defender: K-Fed Divorce; Britney Spears, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Gay Celebs; Sizzler: Matthew McConaughey turned down a threesome, Shanna Moakler’s divorce party, Denise Richards throws laptop; Mark Littell’s Nutty Buddy; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor; In Case You Missed It: Bank of America employee performs U2’s “One” with new lyrics, Fox News New York story on secret gay husbands, New York City Marathon announcers being jerks; Separated at Birth: Saddam Hussein & Mel Gibson, Rosie O’Donnell & Barf from <I>Spaceballs</I>, Joey Lawrence & Gay Justin; Best Week Ever: Too Much Information